How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.