How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

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How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!