How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale