Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.