None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None. They only screw playoff games
Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)
