How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.