What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.