Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What do you call a senior citizen from Mexico?

A seor citizen.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE