Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

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What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.