What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

because it's stoned.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking