What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.