Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.