Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.