More guns.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.
Change for a buck.
How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
Because it's bangs were getting long!
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
More guns!
Both will never get a college degree.