How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.