How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.