Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth?

Because he had a javelin through his head.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

What would be the name of a gangster who makes terrible movies?

Suge Knight Shyamalan.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.