Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead