Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What do Hillary and Bill have in common?

Both got screwed out of office

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

A: Chelsea.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!