Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

How does Hillary's email server feel?

removed

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!