Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

Private School Jokes More Private School Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!