How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

mainly SMALL ARMS.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.