How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.