How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there