Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Necromancer Jokes More Necromancer Jokes

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.