How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming