How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

What's the worst STD you can get from a black man?

Pregnancy.