How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.