How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.