How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.