What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.