What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.