What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.