What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

What is the definition of an optimist?

A: An accordion player with a pager.