What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark