What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.