What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.