How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows... :(

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What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

What is a palindrome?

I said, "No, it's not."