Won ton
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One ton soup.
A ton.
Ton
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Not a ton
One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
Tons of koffing spawns.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
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I hate tons of stuff.
King Two-ton-khamen.
EL-ton John
El ton john.
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because then they'd have to hold erections.
Enough to make a bone hard.
When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in
Tim TeBOW
Tim Tebow
The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
Luke warm.
May divorce be with you
A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.
A skele-ton
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