What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.