What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.