How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.