What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common?

neither of us can last more than a minute :(

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!