What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School