What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.