Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.