Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

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Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.