Brazil Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What's the capital of brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What are Brazilian fans called?

Brazil nuts!

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

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Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.