How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.