How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

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How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What's your stand on renewable energy?

I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces