How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.