How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.

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What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.