There are literally Sicilians.
Mini Soda
Naana
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Crimea River
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
A: The fly.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...