Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River