Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

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Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River