Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

because the population is always Dublin.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.