Give the criminals badges.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout
There are literally Sicilians.
lowering the bar. or not to.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
The Lumbar Jack
Both have had to adjust for inflation.
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
It pains them to have standards.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat
They though it was Riel funny!
None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark
Tooth hurt-y.
Ray!
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
Make way, children.
Austalian