How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.