What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Big Lie Jokes More Big Lie Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.