What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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Where is everyone?

Better make some new people!

What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.