Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.