Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What the heck?

Who are those people up there "

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)