Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river