What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car by the abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.