How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What do you call a rabbit with lots of fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more?

Too many thank you notes to write

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!