What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.