How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.