How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good