What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.