What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors