How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !