Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!