Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.